if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
do you ever cry when you see a picture of a player who used to be a part of your team